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"FMJ" T‑SHIRT

"FMJ" T‑SHIRT

Regular price $70.50 USD
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The "FULL METAL JACKET" THIS IS NOT A T‑SHIRT.

THIS IS THE STANDARD ISSUE GARMENT FOR THE AFTERMATH. NOT A STYLE. NOT A TREND. A NECESSARY INTERFACE.


CONSTRUCTION

A heavyweight seven-and-a-half-ounce cotton precision cut with bounded seams, garment-washed for a zero-break-in texture. The fabric is a two-hundred-twenty GSM single-jersey loop, dyed to a permanent shade of [COLOR: e.g., Ash, Graphite, Void Black]. The fabric is not the product. The fabric is the membrane.


THE DESIGN IS A SEMIOTIC PRIMER

It carries the only message that matters now: YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE. THIS IS THE UNIFORM.


THE MEANING

You do not “own” this garment. You are custodian of a signal. The silent image is a vector. It does not depict a scene. It declares a condition.


SPECIFICATIONS FOR THE PROTOCOL

WEIGHT: Seven and a half ounces per square yard. This is the weight of the decision.
FUNCTION: To render the outside irrelevant. To convert the environment into a neutral backdrop. To replace seasonal dressing with a single, permanent layer.
FIT: Standard unisex profile. A neutral silhouette for the carrying of the self through the unraveling.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. The garment is designed to endure. The design is designed to persist.
OCCASION: The occasion is now. The event is permanent.


ADDITIONAL CARE NOTES

  • The tee may shrink slightly after the first wash.
  • For best results, follow care instructions and wash at thirty to forty degrees Celsius.

DEPLOY THE PROTOCOL

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide: (Imperial & Metric)

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
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